Pennant Collector Pillows

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Beanirrito"

Tequila Mockingbird

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'That's not funny, Fred.'

The Secret Life of Pens

"Why have you come over here?"

Custer's Last Rollo