Penny Collectors Pillows

Organized Crime.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Money Bar.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Dept. of the Treasury

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Money god

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Biro Security

'It's a snow mobile.'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'