Penguins T-Shirts

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'...the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Lack of diversity is definitely an issue."

A Symphony of Penguins

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

UFO

The world's greatest salesman.

'How would I know if I've been seeing other men? You all look alike to me.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

The Streaker

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

South Stripper Pole!

'You're no son of mine!'

March of the penguins.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

Sweating The Penguin

Rats! Frozen again!

Look! A streaker!

"You call that a mosey? That's a waddle."

'The scariest thing about global warming is seeing you in a thong, George.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"I knew you'd like it. . . it's so you!"

"I'm glad I'm all white to blend in with the environment unlike those other idiots."

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.

'He looks like executive material, but all he does is eat mackerel and complain about the air conditioner being down!'