Penguins Prints

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'...the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

"Lack of diversity is definitely an issue."

A Symphony of Penguins

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

UFO

South Stripper Pole!

'You're no son of mine!'

Falconry in the Falklands never really got going.

The world's greatest salesman.

Look! A streaker!

Rats! Frozen again!

Sweating The Penguin

'Okay, the marshmallows will be frozen in a minute!' - 'Man, I really love Bar-B-Q's!'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

March of the penguins.

The Streaker

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'How would I know if I've been seeing other men? You all look alike to me.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'He looks like executive material, but all he does is eat mackerel and complain about the air conditioner being down!'

Moments later, Pongo would awaken to the painful truth.

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'The scariest thing about global warming is seeing you in a thong, George.'

Antarctica is experiencing a heatwave.

"If anything, I'm dreaming of a green Christmas."

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

'Get Chicago on the phone. I think they're starting a hostile takeover.'

"You call that a mosey? That's a waddle."

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'