Pen Name Creator T-Shirts

'It's my pseudonym.'

'He's been at it for six months, and he still can't think of a pseudonym.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Je Suis Charlie

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Biro Security

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

The Secret Life of Pens

Steadman - The Early Years.

How to write

Pen mightier than sword.