Peer Review Analyst Gifts

High scores for Surgeon

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Well yes, you're a worker, but I think we can both agree that you're not a hard worker now, can't we?"

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

Nutty Assistants

David Cameron and Europe

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Editor

"How long has it been, Fenwick, since you weaseled your way into this corporation?"

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

'Worry kills more people than work.'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"I admire your dogged determination."

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

'Minimalism is fine in design, but not in work attendance."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'