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"He's a whiz kid."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Window Treatment

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

"Tell me about your programmer."

"He's watching too much educational TV."

Proud Mum.

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

Patient jumps out of window.

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

"I'd like a second opinion. He followed me home, can I keep him?"

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

Lab Rat Rehab.

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

Therapy dog