Pedestrian Pondering Gifts

Cake Walk

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Push for Disco...

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Rodins rotten juggler

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

The thinker.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'What's it all about?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Hmmm...I wonder what "The Thinker" is thinking? Hmmm...I wonder if the "The Dancer" has more fun?