Pedestrian Pondering Prints

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Push for Disco...

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

The thinker.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'What's it all about?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

The Diary