Frustrated Pedestrian Prints

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Push for Disco...

Car wash / Mouth wash

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Cake Walk

Broken since March

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Ryanair refunds

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Road Construction Blues.

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"The doctor will bill you now."

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Mysteries of Life

Lawyer Xing

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Road signs.

Expect delays.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn