Frustrated Commuter Prints

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Road Construction Blues.

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

A Train of Thought

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

'Welcome to the automated booking line. Please state your location.' - 'Oxford' - 'I'm sorry. I didn't hear that. Please try again.' - ''Oxford', you dumb robot!' - 'I think you said 'Dumbarton'. Please press '9' to confirm.' - 'Yeah, maybe later.'

Cheap Parking

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Hey, you just cut me off!'

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

All Roads Closed for Repair

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'Just doing the school run.'

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

'How am I doing?'

The Bus Stop.

Ryanair refunds

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Jungle Taxi

'I need to work a different shift.'