Frustrated Pedestrian Pillows

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Push for Disco...

Car wash / Mouth wash

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Broken since March

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Road Construction Blues.

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

Mysteries of Life

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Lawyer Xing

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"The doctor will bill you now."

Road signs.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Expect delays.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

All Roads Closed for Repair

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"