"The doctor will bill you now."
Frustrated Patient Pillows
Add humor and comfort with pillows that acknowledge the patience-testing moments we all face. Perfect for relaxing and reminding someone they’re not alone.
"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"
Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.
"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
'Who wants to be examined first?'
'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'
Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...
"And that was just your sudoku chart."
"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"
'Where'd he go, nurse?'
"Every time I think we've sorted our marriage problems out, he comes home again!"
"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."
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'Is there a lemon law for husbands?'
'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'
"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."
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Dentistry jokes.
"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."
"Have you considered spinal fusion?"
"Tell me if this hurts."
"This is the patient, doctor..."
What's the sale price on scones? Zero percent off. It's a sale in name only. I see. How many can I get at the sale price? The sale mentality mocks me.
"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."
"Yeah, it's not cheap. But Big Pharma's depending on you."
'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'
'Okee-dokey... Let's just see how your diagnosis and treatment plan compare to what webMD.com has to say...'
'There's your prescription - and here are the drug disclaimers...'
Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.
"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."
"yetthhh, i hold..."
Frustrated Patient Pillows Collection
Frustrated Patient Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring frustrated patient themes—perfect for brightening their day with a humorous touch.
Frustrated Patient Prints
View prints that capture the humor and resilience of frustrated patience—great for decorating with a lighthearted message.
Frustrated Patient T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the humorous side of frustration with creative designs and witty sayings.