Frustrated Caller Pillows

"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Car Dealer

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

Voice Jail

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

"Please rate our customer service. For Nasty Insults, Press 1...."

Feelings towards radios #5 Man angrily kicking a radio.

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

"yetthhh, i hold..."

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"Eighty-five dollars, just to poke my head through the door! Doesn't that make you sick?"

Books - Travel Misery Memoirs

Police: Don't bother to call Dept formerly rapid response.

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

'If this is the conflict resolution hotline, why are you ticking me off??!!

The Property Ladder

When Cell Phone Users Go to Hell

"Just give me a moment..."

"Your call is important to us, just not as important as whatever else we're doing."

"Give me a sec and I'll check your order."