Frustrated Driver Pillows

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'

'I just want to know where I can find a parking space in the city centre this afternoon.'

Traffic jam - 'I wish I could go fast enough to get caught by a speed camera.'

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Road sign at busy junction reads: 'Give Up'.

Skyrocketing Gas.

Mysteries of Life

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Ryanair refunds

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

Road Construction Blues.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

"The doctor will bill you now."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Road signs.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."