Frustrated Drivers Pillows

'...somebody must be making a fortune!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Ryanair refunds

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

Road Construction Blues.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Mysteries of Life

Road signs.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

"Dad, how can you teach me how to drive...if you can't even remember that the brakes are on this side?"

'Hey, you just cut me off!'

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

All Roads Closed for Repair

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

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