Frustrated Drivers Pillows

'...somebody must be making a fortune!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

Road Construction Blues.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

Mysteries of Life

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Road signs.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

'Will you stop believing all those rumor about driver's tests?! I'm sure the examiner is perfectly nice and pleasant.'

"Dad, how can you teach me how to drive...if you can't even remember that the brakes are on this side?"

Tourette's!!

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Another Petrol Price Rise!

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

All Roads Closed for Repair

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"