Pedal-powered Pest Controller Gifts

Mosquito Fumigation

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'I need a jump!'

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Love by bike

A Young Indoor Cyclist

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Cheese robot-squad.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Garden Pest Solutions

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"It could never work between us."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

Pubic transport

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."