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Mosquito Fumigation

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'I need a jump!'

"YOU pass him on the left."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Love by bike

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Cheese robot-squad.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Pubic transport

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

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