Pedagogy Gifts

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

A Puppet Named Juan

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Staff support"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"They grow up so fast."

A young Don King

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...