Peculiar Appearances Aficionado Pillows

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Tiny Visions

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Tenors

The Costumer Is Always Right

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Odd Spas

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'Is this still part of your act?!'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

'Ventriloquism for dummies.'

"I have fun all day at work. It's the last thing I want to do when I get home."