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"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Tiny Visions

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Tenors

The Costumer Is Always Right

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Odd Spas

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

"Guys, guys! He's pointing at me! This is great, I've never been picked first before!"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

The Mime and Tabernacle Choir Singing Silent Night.

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'Is this still part of your act?!'

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"I'll sign you up right now, provided you ditch the no talent big guy."

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."