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Jelly I.V.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Pull...'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Lunch Meet

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"It's like as soon as we got married the man became so stupid we can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.