Peak-time Survivor Pillows

Public transport

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"The trees are laughing at us."

A guide to seasons in the North East

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Robot Bores

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."