Peak-time Survivor T-Shirts

Public transport

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"The trees are laughing at us."

A guide to seasons in the North East

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Robot Bores

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

BUS, 'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

'This has got to be a Monday.'

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'