Peaceful Processor T-Shirts

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Men Working Things Out

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Sea of Tranquillity

Visit a Place in your Past...

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

Spirituality.

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"Sorry, but I'm here right now."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

"My mind is especially empty today."

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."