Peaceful Processor Mugs

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Men Working Things Out

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Visit a Place in your Past...

Sea of Tranquillity

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

"My mind is especially empty today."

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

Desert oasis.