Peaceful Paradises Gifts

'Damned tourists.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

She required plenty of personal space.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

'It's a silent protest.'

"At last - no Trump."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Fishing for Peace.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Roadmap to Peace

Letter to God

Dog Owner.

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

Desert island hammock.

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

A retired man relaxing by fishing.