Peaceful Paradises Mugs

'Damned tourists.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

She required plenty of personal space.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'It's a silent protest.'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"At last - no Trump."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Fishing for Peace.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."

Letter to God

Roadmap to Peace

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

Dog Owner.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

Desert island hammock.

'He doesn't have a fever. I just needed some quiet.'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery