Pc Maniac T-Shirts

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Spell checker!'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Thank God It's Friday.

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Music Freak.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Rock & Roll

King Richard I

cat singing into microphone

Computer scared of user

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Dragon Barbecue

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

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"It's another birthday card for me...!"