Pc Maniac Pillows

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Thank God It's Friday.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Rock & Roll

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Music Freak.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

King Richard I

Computer scared of user

cat singing into microphone

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

Dragon Barbecue

Journalist interviewing a bird.

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"