Machinery Maniac T-Shirts

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Crane fishing

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"A man and his choo-choo."

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Cat flap for a truck.

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Pimp my cow.

Milk production

Anti-Litter Machine

"My next car, I want one of those."

Forklift truck

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Sounds of the opening bell: 50c. (Stock broker on holiday.)

Catching Young Tarpon

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

"Hey buddy, you got a spare oil can?"

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Sea Link, Seal Ink

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'

I Love Milling Machines