Machinery Maniac T-Shirts

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Crane fishing

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

Combined Harvester

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

A cheese grader

Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.

Cat flap for a truck.

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Pimp my cow.

Milk production

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Forklift truck

Anti-Litter Machine

"My next car, I want one of those."

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Sounds of the opening bell: 50c. (Stock broker on holiday.)

Catching Young Tarpon

"Hey buddy, you got a spare oil can?"

Sea Link, Seal Ink

Unnatural Food-nuts and bolts, sale on junk foods, rusty nuts, bolts, and screws.

'It says, '22,873 tons of bituminous coal, and I think I love you.''

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'