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And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Love Hurts

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."