Pc Assembler Gifts

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Young Frankenstein"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

A flat-pack cow.

'It all started when I built my own computer. Soon everyone in my aerobics class wanted one!'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."

"It's very good but we bought a wardrobe."