Pb&j Lovers Pillows

"I don't know why I couldn't have had a peanut butter and jelly taco!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Tina Turner

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Gremlins 47

"You lack spontaniety."

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Time Machine Collision.

Bed and Breakfast

Pint

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'Just too many choices.'

The First Roast Chicken.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Where Cream Ale comes from

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."

It wasn't just the food, Mitch's Sports Bar had really changed.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

Bangers and Mash

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."