Pay Equity Issues Gifts

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Women's day - 'work'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

The struggle for a decent payment.

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Where Did My Love Go?

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"We need to hire more women."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."