Pawsport Holder Pillows

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Police Feline Unit

Canine Companion

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Watchdog

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Hang Time Fido

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Dog sleepwalking after owner

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Is he good or what?!'

The Dog whisperer.

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

"Do I ever do this to you?!"