Pawfice Organizer Gifts

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

A catch-all is born.

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

One Thing / Another

"Progress is coming right along!"

The Good Breathing Guide

Grammarian.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."