Paw-sychic Pillows

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Humans are strange."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Paw readings

"It's nice to be wanted."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Hang Time Fido

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Heel! Toe!

If they were cats

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"He's a real dog person."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"