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Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

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Dog fetching clown shoes.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"You're amazing!"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

"He's a real dog person."

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

'So you're a cat person...'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

"There it is - 'GSOH', gay salior one hand, 'WLTM', wooden leg to match'!"

'Lick your feet, 10p.'