Pavement Enthusiast Pillows

Adopt an off ramp.

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"I love your work!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Tour de Pothole.

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

Winter Roadwork...

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Pavement Artists

Driveway pavior laying

Adopted Highway: 'I knew my parents lied to me.'

"Adopt A Highway" Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt the road to fame and fortune!

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

Construction worker with stop signs.