Pavement Art Appreciator Pillows

Pavement Artists

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I have no thumbs."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Hay Rides $10

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"Caricatures $20"

"I love your work!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Can't even hold signs well.

Juggler and Illusionist

The Milky Way (Detail)

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Play on."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.