Pavement Art Appreciator Pillows

Pavement Artists

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Hay Rides $10

"I have no thumbs."

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Caricatures $20"

Scarpia's Palace

Can't even hold signs well.

"I love your work!"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Play on."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.