Paving Expert Pillows

"Any references?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Heading off with a packed bag

"I love your work!"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Pavement Artist

Fade to black...

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"I cross therefore I am."

Learning.

Tour de Pothole.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Plank

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Driveway pavior laying

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

Health and safety man.

Men Texting: Merge

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

'Sorry, Sir, Today's a private viewing.'