Paving Expert Mugs

"Any references?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Heading off with a packed bag

"I love your work!"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Fade to black...

Pavement Artist

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

'He believes in making a good impression.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Learning.

"I cross therefore I am."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

Tour de Pothole.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Plank

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

Driveway pavior laying

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Men Texting: Merge

Health and safety man.

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

"Always remember to look both ways before crossing the pavement."

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'