Pavement Pioneer Mugs

Tour de Pothole.

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Pavement Artist

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Life Discovered on Mars

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Crazy paving company.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"Do you have any idea where our voting precinct is located?"

Contemporary Maze

Technological Advances

Rocket

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Spaceman

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

"As a tribute to your outstanding career, we're retiring your assigned parking space."

The end is nigh.

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Take Your Social Security Early.

Driveway pavior laying

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

I've gone one better!

"We've really had it this time."

Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists...

PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'