Pavement Lover Pillows

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I love your work!"

"Any references?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Pavement Artist

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

Paving over the window-box

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Crazy paving company.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Tour de Pothole.

Winter Roadwork...

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Heart of America or Bypass

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Pavement Artist Takes Cards.

Pavement Artists

Driveway pavior laying

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Donkey Car

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

Construction worker with stop signs.

Motorway. "My god hasn't she grown."

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

Man Painting Train Tunnel

Your Silhouette In A Jiffy

Health and safety man.

'Och, 'tis the castle of the clan Macadam.'

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'