Patriotic Uncle Gifts

"You've got a very serious case of fascistitis.:

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Lucky Stars.

Dog traps the postman.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Donald Trump

Support the Troops

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Pianist.

With Jury Duty for All

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

President Grant's Civil Service Reform is not to the Taste of Either Party, despite Professed Enthusiasm

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

Capture of the Heights of Fredericksburg