Patriotic Party Planner Gifts

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

'It's America's birthday so I'm baking a cake!'

Too Fat to Serve...

Independence Day

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."