Patriotic Party Planner Pillows

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

'It's America's birthday so I'm baking a cake!'

Too Fat to Serve...

Independence Day

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'