Patriotic Party Lover Pillows

'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

Pint

Prosecco

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

Lady drinking Champagne.