Patriarchy Challenger Gifts

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Antonia, do you mind if I ask if you have any maternal instincts?"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's white cisheteropatriarchal standards of beauty."

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

"Imagine a world without men. No crime and lots of fat happy women."

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Do not think outside the box!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

The Dealt Cards.

Wealth Inequality

"Where do you see this country in five years?"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'I hate it when medical waste washes up on shore. Just look at all these denial of service letters.'